| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #226 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #709 | Ram's Face Lager | 7 |
| #59 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 3 |
| #744 | bloody beer | 4 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #190 | dusty left kneecap | 2 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #52 | eXtreme meat sword | 3 |
| #556 | fake fake vomit | 57 |
| #391 | filthy corduroys | 14 |
| #407 | filthy knitted dread sack | 11 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #492 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #797 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1149 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #939 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
| #264 | margarita | 6 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1159 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1175 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #611 | red pixel | 7 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #796 | ridiculously huge sword | 5 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1169 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #587 | salty dog | 5 |
| #1237 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #53 | shuddersword | 2 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #306 | string of green beads | 36 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #315 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #416 | white sword | 8 |
| #1284 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1106 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1191 | yellow snowcone | 17 |