| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #224 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #705 | Ram's Face Lager | 7 |
| #59 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 3 |
| #740 | bloody beer | 4 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #188 | dusty left kneecap | 2 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #52 | eXtreme meat sword | 3 |
| #558 | fake fake vomit | 57 |
| #388 | filthy corduroys | 14 |
| #406 | filthy knitted dread sack | 11 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #491 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #795 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1148 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #941 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
| #263 | margarita | 6 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #608 | red pixel | 7 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #795 | ridiculously huge sword | 5 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1168 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #586 | salty dog | 5 |
| #1232 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #53 | shuddersword | 2 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #306 | string of green beads | 36 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #313 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #417 | white sword | 8 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1105 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1196 | yellow snowcone | 17 |