| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1172 | 8-ball | 9 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #205 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #201 | dusty left femur | 2 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #196 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #182 | dusty right second front claw | 2 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #195 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #197 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1137 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #944 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |