| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #264 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | beefy fish meat | 13 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #454 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 76 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #120 | glistening fish meat | 6 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #505 | radium-flavored potato chips | 76 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #230 | sake bomb | 99 |
| #109 | seaweed | 4 |
| #55 | shark cartilage | 8 |
| #64 | slick fish meat | 15 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #450 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 76 |