| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1015 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #4 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5,610 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Valentine's Day cake | 264 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #5 | angel-food cake | 27 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #42 | attention spanner | 5 |
| #4 | babycakes | 652 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #4 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 18 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #8 | blue velvet cake | 42 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1219 | box of sunshine | 174 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #8 | congratulatory cake | 23 |
| #5 | devil's-food cake | 20 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #485 | f3d0r4 | 10 |
| #606 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| #11 | funky brass fez | 91 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #94 | hot katana blade | 333 |
| #282 | jazz soap | 102 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #13 | mugcake | 60,150 |
| #527 | ninja hot pants | 4 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| 🥇 | personalized birthday cake | 4,003 |
| #4 | pet rock | 1,911 |
| #165 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 148 |
| #74 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 273 |
| #38 | piece of wedding cake | 368 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥈 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1,800 |
| #23 | urinal cake | 3,916 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #410 | worn tophat | 2 |