| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #305 | Corpse Island iced tea | 17 |
| #55 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 9 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #532 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #548 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |