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| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1424 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #375 | fine wine | 13 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #920 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #159 | lumbering jack | 2 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #316 | ocean motion | 4 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #377 | pink pony | 4 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #282 | rum and cola | 7 |
| #516 | salty dog | 8 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #240 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 16 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #237 | shot of orange schnapps | 18 |
| #212 | shot of tomato schnapps | 21 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #460 | sparkler | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #872 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #441 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #216 | wine spritzer | 4 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |