| #613 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 7 |
| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #603 | 33398 scroll | 15 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1332 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #368 | Angry Farmer candy | 299 |
| #332 | Black No. 2 | 15 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #498 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 5 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #301 | bag of Cheat-Os | 31 |
| #443 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #834 | bar skin | 5 |
| #569 | baseball | 5 |
| #17 | bat whip | 30 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #646 | bottle of rum | 50 |
| #304 | bowl of cottage cheese | 80 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #258 | floaty sand | 72 |
| #90 | frozen banquet | 20 |
| #5 | full meat tank | 1,000 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #384 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #488 | papaya | 25 |
| #606 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 130 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #340 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #42 | waterlogged crate | 8 |