| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #392 | blood flower | 20 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #751 | dill | 46 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #833 | ghost cucumber | 48 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #29 | pet rock | 200 |
| #48 | plexiglass pikestaff | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #299 | rag doll | 8 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #344 | spectral pickle | 40 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #774 | vinegar | 42 |
| #243 | zombie pineal gland | 19 |