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| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #17 | polka-dot bow tie | 25 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #114 | valuable trinket | 904 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |