| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #918 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #1581 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #2268 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1293 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #972 | defective skull | 12 |
| #1369 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1575 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #146 | jar of swamp gas | 500 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1187 | joybuzzer | 13 |
| #1137 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 14 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| #1079 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1202 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1842 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1262 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2909 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5753 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2482 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2493 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4568 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #29 | tin star | 10 |
| #1610 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #1304 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1619 | yellow snowcone | 5 |