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| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #392 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 106 |
| #897 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #584 | chaos butterfly | 175 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #709 | disturbing fanfic | 87 |
| #164 | enormous belt buckle | 27 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #450 | plot hole | 188 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |