| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #530 | 1-ball | 8 |
| #534 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 10 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #546 | 33398 scroll | 20 |
| #164 | 334 scroll | 40 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1007 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1053 | Angry Farmer candy | 31 |
| #439 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #94 | Blatantly Canadian | 69 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #418 | antique greaves | 11 |
| #364 | antique shield | 16 |
| #421 | antique spear | 12 |
| #341 | arrrgyle socks | 7 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #653 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #402 | black helmet | 4 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #558 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 4 |
| #379 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of gin | 43 |
| #330 | bottle of rum | 173 |
| #224 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #278 | bottle of tequila | 102 |
| #387 | bottle of vodka | 45 |
| #524 | bottle of whiskey | 51 |
| #290 | bowl of cottage cheese | 88 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #255 | maple syrup | 20 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #472 | off-white striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #301 | puce plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1972 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #1987 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #227 | white chocolate chips | 59 |
| #337 | white snake skin | 30 |
| #232 | white sword | 22 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |