| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #533 | 1-ball | 8 |
| #535 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 10 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #546 | 33398 scroll | 20 |
| #165 | 334 scroll | 40 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1054 | Angry Farmer candy | 31 |
| #440 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #94 | Blatantly Canadian | 69 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #420 | antique greaves | 11 |
| #366 | antique shield | 16 |
| #424 | antique spear | 12 |
| #343 | arrrgyle socks | 7 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #656 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #469 | black & tan | 2 |
| #404 | black helmet | 4 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #714 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #557 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 4 |
| #380 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #401 | bottle of gin | 43 |
| #328 | bottle of rum | 173 |
| #226 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #277 | bottle of tequila | 102 |
| #385 | bottle of vodka | 45 |
| #525 | bottle of whiskey | 51 |
| #290 | bowl of cottage cheese | 88 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #257 | maple syrup | 20 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #473 | off-white striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #301 | puce plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1237 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1969 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #1986 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #227 | white chocolate chips | 59 |
| #337 | white snake skin | 30 |
| #233 | white sword | 22 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #364 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |