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| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #37 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 7 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1252 | badass belt | 44 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #28 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1,646 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | duct tape | 797 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #208 | gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #511 | hellseal claw | 5 |
| #480 | hellseal whisker | 7 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #472 | old sweatpants | 146 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #129 | pixel holy water | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #124 | pixellated moneybag | 7 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #206 | seal-brain elixir | 2 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |