| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #37 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 7 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #715 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1251 | badass belt | 44 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #28 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1,646 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #161 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #629 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | duct tape | 797 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #207 | gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #511 | hellseal claw | 5 |
| #480 | hellseal whisker | 7 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #482 | old sweatpants | 146 |
| #931 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #128 | pixel holy water | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #124 | pixellated moneybag | 7 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #206 | seal-brain elixir | 2 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |