| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #93 | M-242 | 124 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #55 | snake | 236 |
| #76 | sparkler | 165 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |