ButtErFeets

RankItemQuantity
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#199Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook5
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#520Let Me Be!3
#63PADL Phone313
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#77beer bomb686
#181chloroform rag25
#89communications windchimes211
#228depantsing bomb20
#63ferret bait398
#130filthy poultice72
#498flamin' bindle1
#460freezin' bindle1
#114gas balloon103
#133gauze garter167
#127green smoke bomb21
#53sake bomb694
#511sleazy bindle1
#554spooky bindle1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#4206stuffed Cheshire bitten9
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#6271stuffed angry cow4
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#2254stuffed shoulder parrot7
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#30superamplified boom box150
#49unidentified jerky1,102
#65water pipe bomb1,535

Wow, that's 5,582 items total!

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