| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia stogie | 1 |
| #101 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 99 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #42 | bow | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #737 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #77 | cologne of contempt | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #317 | fruitcake | 69 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #418 | green beer | 31 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #86 | oyster basket | 100 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #48 | valuable trinket | 2,430 |
| #5 | wax lips | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |