| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #674 | Black No. 2 | 2 |
| #710 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #114 | cool whip | 69 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #82 | meat vortex | 793 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | pr0n legs | 69 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |