| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #171 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 33 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1836 | Yummy Tummy bean | 50 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #230 | blue striped oyster egg | 18 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | eye-pod | 287 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #865 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #520 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #507 | large box | 3 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | oyster basket | 1,972 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #452 | ruby W | 21 |
| #779 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2986 | toast | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #650 | worthless trinket | 2 |