| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #579 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 30 |
| #132 | MSG | 7 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #1566 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #13 | bottle of pirate juice | 72 |
| 🥉 | chain-mail monokini | 3,409 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #556 | green candy heart | 17 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #481 | jar of swamp gas | 88 |
| #309 | lavender candy heart | 81 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1193 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #372 | orange candy heart | 84 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #914 | pretty flower | 31 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | really thick bandage | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2883 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2715 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2962 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2300 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #384 | tropical orchid | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #328 | white candy heart | 89 |
| #482 | white snake skin | 15 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #31 | yakskin kilt | 4 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |