| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #580 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 30 |
| #132 | MSG | 7 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #1569 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #13 | bottle of pirate juice | 72 |
| 🥉 | chain-mail monokini | 3,409 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #557 | green candy heart | 17 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #481 | jar of swamp gas | 88 |
| #308 | lavender candy heart | 81 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1195 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #372 | orange candy heart | 84 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #908 | pretty flower | 31 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | really thick bandage | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2252 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #383 | tropical orchid | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #328 | white candy heart | 89 |
| #482 | white snake skin | 15 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #31 | yakskin kilt | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |