Nepo

RankItemQuantity
#122Divine9
#369Goodfella contract80
#176Gordon Bennett2
#162Mae West7
#777Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#1263Mob Penguin cellular phone8
#272Mon Tiki2
#226Neuromancer2
#134Spooky Surprise Egg139
#397a little sump'm sump'm5
#132bad penguin egg1
#243black paisley oyster egg19
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#587black striped oyster egg9
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#665blue striped oyster egg7
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#282calle de miel5
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#591can of spinach3
#288chunk of depleted Grimacite38
#288drab sonata15
#309ducha de oro4
#2700easter egg balloon6
#2363eggnog2
#436extra-spicy bloody mary2
#359[2426]fire flower3
#433frozen Mob Penguin2
#370fuzzbump5
#184gimlet3
#267horizontal tango4
#266lavender paisley oyster egg12
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#359lavender polka-dot oyster egg8
#181lavender striped oyster egg11
#393leathery bat skin12
#236leathery cat skin44
#1003mafia aria13
#156mandarina colada4
#412mauve paisley oyster egg7
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#351ocean motion3
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#382perpendicular hula2
#257pink pony10
#156prussian cathouse6
#671red plastic oyster egg7
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#91red striped oyster egg23
#515redrum1
#289robotronic egg86
#288rockin' wagon3
#301roll in the hay5
#501rum and cola2
#115sane hatrack1
#185scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil14
#490scroll of drastic healing109
#525scroll of pasta summoning21
#243shot of flower schnapps2
#521shot of grapefruit schnapps3
#369shot of orange schnapps8
#386shot of tomato schnapps7
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#267strange shiny disc19
#112tangarita5
#291tattered scrap of paper17
#73tin star4
#515vodka and cranberry2
#169vodka stratocaster3
#444whiskey and cola3
#792white Canadian1
#189yellow brick road5
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#367yellow plastic oyster egg16
#114yellow polka-dot oyster egg16

Wow, that's 927 items total!

what items are this player missing?