| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1165 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #552 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 37 |
| #1239 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #654 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #568 | black-and-blue light | 40 |
| #578 | blue plasma ball | 38 |
| #1338 | brick | 16 |
| #546 | cheap studded belt | 36 |
| #1293 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #435 | cymbal syrup | 11 |
| #949 | defective skull | 13 |
| #784 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1195 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1517 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1268 | fake hand | 8 |
| #528 | flavored foot massage oil | 38 |
| #502 | foam dart | 46 |
| #1324 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #1371 | joybuzzer | 8 |
| #814 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #1331 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #509 | mood ring | 9 |
| #673 | orange candy heart | 14 |
| #484 | personal massager | 21 |
| #657 | personalized coffee mug | 39 |
| #1273 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1616 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #1231 | rubber emo roe | 13 |
| #530 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 37 |
| #92 | toast | 26,058 |
| #508 | white candy heart | 31 |
| #1424 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #1240 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #476 | yellow candy heart | 61 |
| #1402 | yellow snowcone | 10 |
Wow, that's 26,704 items total!
what items are this player missing?