| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #180 | Instant Karma | 63 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #647 | antique spear | 4 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |