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| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #109 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 21 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #477 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #398 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #253 | M-242 | 49 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #1893 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #407 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #475 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #61 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 23 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #73 | briefcase | 289 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #122 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 13 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5 | diamond-studded cane | 5,198 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1540 | fake hand | 3 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #778 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #112 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 5 |
| #117 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #210 | snake | 50 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #219 | sparkler | 50 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #239 | stuffed ninja snowman | 23 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #104 | yellow glowstick | 12 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |