Hoosier Daddy

RankItemQuantity
#80"Humorous" T-shirt2
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#109Better Than Cuddling Cake21
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#477Cold Hots candy10
#1231Daffy Taffy15
#314Deactivated O. A. F.2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1670Dyspepsi-Cola6
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#725Gnollish plunger1
#398Gummi-Gnauga5
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#253M-24249
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#1893Mr. Mediocrebar11
#742Now and Earlier1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1903Rock Pops11
#1319Senior Mints1
#482Sugar Cog3
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#407alphabet gum3
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#769aspirin1
#3767badass belt10
#416begpwnia1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#475blue paisley oyster egg8
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#61bouquet of circular saw blades23
#7455box of sunshine1
#73briefcase289
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#760candied kobold3
#1964candied yams3
#109chocolate box1
#122chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses13
#3274club necklace1
#591deodorant1
#3285diamond necklace1
#5diamond-studded cane5,198
#781dwarf bread4
#2069easter egg balloon10
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1540fake hand3
#850fancy bath salts1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#918green beer10
#655hair spray1
#400half-orchid1
#56hardware upgrade1
#3382heart necklace1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1828jazz soap1
#778lavender candy heart6
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1453loose teeth1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#120miniature coffin1
#112miniature stuffed Goth Giant5
#117off-white paisley oyster egg17
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1890oyster basket1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#264patent antipsychotics1
#1171phonics down1
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#774reodorant1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#313shaving cream1
#210snake50
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#33solid asbestos box1
#3320spade necklace1
#219sparkler50
#716strongness elixir1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#239stuffed ninja snowman23
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7018stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#174tin star1
#1700tiny house1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#394toothbrush1
#993towel6
#249tube of hair oil1
#728urinal cake1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#104yellow glowstick12
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 6,061 items total!

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