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| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #108 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 21 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #476 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #1232 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #396 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #252 | M-242 | 49 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #1894 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #480 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #60 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 23 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #72 | briefcase | 289 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 13 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5 | diamond-studded cane | 5,198 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #112 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 5 |
| #117 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #209 | snake | 50 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #218 | sparkler | 50 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #239 | stuffed ninja snowman | 23 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #991 | towel | 6 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #104 | yellow glowstick | 12 |
| #966 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |