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#624A. W. O. L. commendation6
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#97CRIMBCO lanyard6
#1701CRIMBCO scrip6
#330Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment6
#509Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir6
#130Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent6
#230Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm6
#231Dramaticâ„¢ range6
#1671Dyspepsi-Cola6
#51Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium6
#631Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots6
#120Ferrigno's Elixir of Power6
#1667Imp Ale6
#463Jolly Roger charrrm6
#563Knob Goblin elite helm6
#550Knob Goblin elite pants6
#592Knob Goblin elite shirt6
#703Knob Goblin love potion6
#687Knob Goblin scimitar6
#622Knob Goblin seltzer6
#81Knob Goblin sharpening spray6
#630Knob Goblin steroids6
#90Knob Goblin stink bomb6
#482Knob Goblin superseltzer6
#541Knob Goblin visor6
#759Mountain Stream soda6
#311Newbiesportâ„¢ tent6
#382Orcish cargo shorts6
#382Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix6
#285White Citadel burger6
#244White Citadel fries6
#330Workytime Tea6
#480acoustic guitarrr6
#1882anniversary gift box2
#19archaeologing shovel5
#523baseball6
#664bat guano6
#720bat wing6
#906batgut6
#125beanbag chair6
#104beer goggles6
#332beer lens6
#828black pixel6
#43black velvet box36
#659bloody beer6
#289bloody mary6
#1101blue pixel6
#645bottle of Blank-Out6
#920bottle of gin6
#865bottle of vodka6
#1095bottle of whiskey6
#479briefcase6
#624bugbear beanie6
#459carob chunks6
#416casino pass6
#687chef's hat6
#80chef-in-the-box6
#581chewing gum on a string6
#1155club necklace6
#419cold ninja mask6
#87cordial of concentration6
#505decorative fountain6
#188deluxe fax machine2
#929dense meat stack6
#1147diamond necklace6
#1239disassembled clover6
#431disembodied brain6
#905dry noodles6
#203dungeoneer's dungarees6
#470eXtreme mittens6
#344enchanted bean6
#244extra-strength strongness elixir6
#621eyepatch6
#788fat stacks of cash6
#297fermenting powder6
#571filthy corduroys6
#551filthy knitted dread sack6
#585flaming crutch6
#294fortune cookie6
#879frigid ninja stars6
#396frozen nunchaku6
#615glass of goat's milk6
#520goat beard6
#657goat cheese6
#583goat cheese pizza6
#463gr8ps6
#503grapefruit6
#558grapes6
#997green pixel6
#304guano coffee cup6
#1228heart necklace6
#101helmet recipe6
#605hemp string6
#865herb brownies6
#723herbs6
#369hermit permit6
#733hill of beans6
#231hippopotamus skin6
#724hot katana blade6
#1100hot wing6
#1461ice-cold Sir Schlitz6
#1271ice-cold Willer6
#399icy katana hilt6
#287jug-o-magicalness6
#982lemon6
#93less-than-three-shaped box3
#650lime6
#756lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum6
#1162loose teeth6
#369martini6
#792meat paste6
#824meat stack6
#81meatsmithing guide6
#116oil of expertise6
#172ointment of the occult6
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#601olive6
#680orange6
#565pack of KWE trading card6
#1040pail6
#109pants kit6
#994paperclip6
#5paperclip cape6
#6paperclip pants6
#35paperclip sproinger6
#5paperclip turban6
#8paperclip-on tie6
#675patchouli incense stick6
#996penguin skin6
#514phat turquoise bead6
#207philter of phorce6
#45plain brown wrapper42
#711portable photocopier6
#346potato sprout6
#110potion of potency6
#212potion of temporary gr8ness6
#1432pretty flower6
#1273rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#1309rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#589sabre teeth6
#191sabre-toothed lime cub6
#566salty dog6
#272screwdriver6
#893scrumptious reagent6
#246serum of sarcasm6
#193snorkel6
#830spices6
#81spicy noodles6
#912spider web6
#1281stolen accordion6
#1392stuffed Cheshire bitten36
#1422stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech36
#1404stuffed angry cow36
#1456stuffed astral badger36
#1454stuffed baby gravy fairy36
#1376stuffed cocoabo36
#1427stuffed flaming gravy fairy36
#1448stuffed frozen gravy fairy36
#1448stuffed hand turkey36
#1434stuffed mind flayer36
#1451stuffed scary death orb36
#2452stuffed shoulder parrot6
#1436stuffed sleazy gravy fairy36
#1382stuffed snowy owl36
#1464stuffed spooky gravy fairy36
#1411stuffed stinky gravy fairy36
#1447stuffed undead elbow macaroni36
#870sunken chest6
#479suntan lotion of moxiousness6
#526swashbuckling pants6
#74sword hilt6
#558t8r tots6
#776ten-leaf clover6
#890tomato6
#258tomato juice of powerful power6
#148unlocked meat locker1
#1985valuable trinket6
#917wad of dough6
#458wad of tofu6
#48waterlogged crate6
#407white Canadian6
#660white chocolate chips6
#706white lightning6
#858white pixel6
#550windchimes6
#504worthless gewgaw6
#596worthless knick-knack6
#437worthless trinket6
#182yak skin6
#1397yeti fur6

Wow, that's 1,674 items total!

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