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RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#46asbestos helmet turtle3
#1921awful poetry journal1
#2128barrrnacle1
#1017bat wing1
#1005big red clown nose1
#1046black pixel1
#1231blue pixel1
#123blue shell1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#230box turtle1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#133chrome helmet turtle2
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#126dueling turtle1
#544enchanted barbell1
#1086eyepatch1
#958fizzy potion1
#1456furry fur1
#195furry green turtle1
#1255giant needle1
#1109green pixel1
#178grinning turtle1
#1194heavy D1
#202hedgeturtle2
#20helmet turtle14,068
#151knobby helmet turtle2
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#709mariachi G-string1
#921marshmallow1
#983meat paste1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#378mushroom pizza1
#796olive1
#1171original G1
#129padded tortoise1
#161painted turtle1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#823rocky raccoon1
#95samurai turtle1
#36samurai turtle helmet1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#179sewer turtle1
#201skeletortoise1
#209sleeping wereturtle4
#522soda water1
#121soup turtle1
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#60spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#444spray paint1
#48stone turtle2
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#168syncopated turtle1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#126tortoboggan1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#289turtle pheromones11
#1056turtle totem14
#198turtle wax1
#49turtle wax greaves1
#29turtle wax helmet2
#88turtle wax shield1
#286turtlemail bits1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#61turtlemail hauberk2
#428wonderwall shield1

Wow, that's 14,196 items total!

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