| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #660 | Imp Ale | 167 |
| #547 | Mad Train wine | 151 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #704 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #37 | awful poetry journal | 9,983 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #147 | beertini | 14 |
| #57 | berry-infused sake | 2 |
| #654 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #517 | bloody beer | 12 |
| #288 | bloody mary | 6 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #209 | blue plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #665 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #240 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #234 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 7 |
| #162 | bottle of Definit | 12 |
| #172 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 12 |
| #152 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 14 |
| #138 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 29 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #550 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #151 | boxed champagne | 14 |
| #749 | boxed wine | 12 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #47 | chaos butterfly | 15,770 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #392 | cream stout | 4 |
| #52 | disturbing fanfic | 7,018 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #441 | ducha de oro | 2 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #8 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1,366 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #500 | flute of flat champagne | 9 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #30 | furry fur | 9,327 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #182 | grog | 11 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1107 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #347 | martini | 7 |
| #86 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #230 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #131 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | off-white striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #134 | papaya sling | 13 |
| #269 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #26 | plum wine | 91 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #20 | procrastination potion | 7,192 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #283 | rum and cola | 7 |
| #175 | salty dog | 237 |
| #252 | salty slug | 6 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #171 | screwdriver | 13 |
| #53 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 26 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #132 | shot of peach schnapps | 2 |
| #117 | shot of pear schnapps | 2 |
| #231 | shot of rotgut | 3 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #204 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #223 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #234 | vodka and cranberry | 10 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #312 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #241 | whiskey sour | 10 |
| #378 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #649 | white lightning | 8 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #392 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |