| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #690 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #662 | Imp Ale | 167 |
| #549 | Mad Train wine | 151 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #706 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #38 | awful poetry journal | 9,983 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #148 | beertini | 14 |
| #58 | berry-infused sake | 2 |
| #656 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #469 | black & tan | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #519 | bloody beer | 12 |
| #290 | bloody mary | 6 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #209 | blue plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #665 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #234 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 7 |
| #163 | bottle of Definit | 12 |
| #171 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 12 |
| #152 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 14 |
| #137 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 29 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
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| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #548 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #152 | boxed champagne | 14 |
| #750 | boxed wine | 12 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #47 | chaos butterfly | 15,770 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1466 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #394 | cream stout | 4 |
| #52 | disturbing fanfic | 7,018 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #442 | ducha de oro | 2 |
| #1043 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1064 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1032 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #256 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #8 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1,366 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #502 | flute of flat champagne | 9 |
| #134 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #30 | furry fur | 9,327 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #183 | grog | 11 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #347 | martini | 7 |
| #86 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #230 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #131 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #169 | off-white striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #135 | papaya sling | 13 |
| #270 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #25 | plum wine | 91 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #20 | procrastination potion | 7,192 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #287 | rum and cola | 7 |
| #176 | salty dog | 237 |
| #253 | salty slug | 6 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #171 | screwdriver | 13 |
| #53 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 26 |
| #308 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #134 | shot of peach schnapps | 2 |
| #118 | shot of pear schnapps | 2 |
| #234 | shot of rotgut | 3 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #226 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #261 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #306 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #319 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #333 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #234 | vodka and cranberry | 10 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #314 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #241 | whiskey sour | 10 |
| #380 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #651 | white lightning | 8 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #392 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #1062 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |