| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #371 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 47 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #389 | Knoll shroomkabob | 2 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #94 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 16 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #250 | antique packet of ketchup | 6 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #643 | antique spear | 4 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #625 | beer bomb | 13 |
| #633 | bilge wine | 5 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #415 | casino pass | 6 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #293 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
| #394 | hot date | 9 |
| #273 | inflatable duck | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #217 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 35 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #64 | superamplified boom box | 22 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |