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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #339 | Goodfella contract | 100 |
| #693 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 12 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1433 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1409 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #867 | plot hole | 23 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #637 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #750 | razor-sharp can lid | 5 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1672 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #669 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #544 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |