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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #340 | Goodfella contract | 100 |
| #693 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 12 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1433 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1407 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #868 | plot hole | 23 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #748 | razor-sharp can lid | 5 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #670 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #542 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |