| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #644 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #827 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #553 | 334 scroll | 6 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #258 | accidental cider | 5 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #389 | ancient protein powder | 8 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #744 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #336 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #157 | artisanal limoncello | 3 |
| #649 | asbestos ore | 7 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #510 | barbed-wire fence | 8 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #349 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |