| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #645 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #828 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #554 | 334 scroll | 6 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #260 | accidental cider | 5 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #389 | ancient protein powder | 8 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #338 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #157 | artisanal limoncello | 3 |
| #654 | asbestos ore | 7 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #512 | barbed-wire fence | 8 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #350 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |