| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #157 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #608 | bag of Cheat-Os | 7 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1348 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #383 | daisy | 6 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #603 | green candy heart | 13 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #124 | heart-shaped balloon | 121 |
| #515 | lavender candy heart | 24 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #789 | moxie weed | 4 |
| #615 | orange candy heart | 21 |
| #506 | pink candy heart | 28 |
| #1019 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1303 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1980 | toast | 104 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1416 | turtle totem | 5 |
| #481 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #561 | white candy heart | 23 |
| #1129 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #597 | yellow candy heart | 31 |