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| #234 | 3-ball | 26 |
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| #361 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #377 | 6-ball | 12 |
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| #377 | 7-ball | 13 |
| #620 | 8-ball | 30 |
| #198 | 9-ball | 6 |
| #1328 | Angry Farmer candy | 15 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #757 | Daffy Taffy | 36 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #703 | Knob Goblin love potion | 6 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #186 | M-242 | 99 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2083 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #243 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1334 | Rock Pops | 28 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2406 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #602 | anticheese | 5 |
| #584 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #218 | beer lens | 12 |
| #929 | black pixel | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #959 | bottle of rum | 14 |
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| #913 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #3341 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #557 | chrome ore | 7 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #692 | cog | 18 |
| #333 | concentrated magicalness pill | 5 |
| #664 | dirty hobo gloves | 11 |
| #962 | disco ball | 15 |
| #716 | disco mask | 26 |
| #234 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
| #442 | ducha de oro | 2 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #393 | eye of newt | 22 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #858 | green pixel | 14 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #206 | handful of hand chalk | 211 |
| #201 | heavy D | 646 |
| #1103 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #838 | herbs | 3 |
| #618 | hill of beans | 11 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #540 | hot katana blade | 13 |
| #816 | hot wing | 19 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #756 | moxie weed | 5 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #290 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 16 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #76 | party hat | 100 |
| #1026 | penguin skin | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #1004 | pretty flower | 21 |
| #529 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #752 | skeleton bone | 24 |
| #210 | snake | 50 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #219 | sparkler | 50 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #743 | spooky mushroom | 50 |
| #814 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #672 | spring | 14 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8914 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3039 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8964 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8805 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7019 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6235 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8140 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1935 | toast | 114 |
| #1902 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #333 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #838 | wad of dough | 10 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |