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| #243 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
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| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
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| #331 | concentrated magicalness pill | 5 |
| #664 | dirty hobo gloves | 11 |
| #956 | disco ball | 15 |
| #711 | disco mask | 26 |
| #233 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
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| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
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| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
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| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
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| #756 | moxie weed | 5 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
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| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
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| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
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| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
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| #744 | spooky mushroom | 50 |
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| #673 | spring | 14 |
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| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
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| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #837 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |