Neutronium

RankItemQuantity
#986Angry Farmer candy37
#266Black No. 223
#263Ent cider37
#549Knoll mushroom11
#939Mad Train wine37
#597Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub37
#592Valentine37
#595Warm Subject gift certificate37
#258adder bladder37
#219antique hand mirror23
#939awful poetry journal37
#769baby killer bee11
#369baseball11
#578bat wing11
#748batgut11
#222black greaves11
#227black helmet11
#192black paisley oyster egg23
#196black pension check37
#453black polka-dot oyster egg11
#203bottle of Monsieur Bubble37
#774boxed wine11
#727brine23
#329bubbly potion37
#397bum cheek37
#107candied kobold37
#1014chaos butterfly37
#331cloudy potion37
#215cornuthaum37
#345dark potion37
#462dirty hobo gloves37
#668dry noodles37
#340effervescent potion37
#598ennui-flavored potato chips37
#329fancy bath salts37
#344fizzy potion37
#563flaregun11
#63foam noodle37
#779furry fur37
#938ghost cucumber37
#559giant needle37
#362gob of wet hair37
#337grouchy restless spirit37
#649heavy D37
#1162helmet turtle11
#952hot wing11
#87inflatable duck37
#624jar of swamp gas37
#224large box37
#387lead necklace23
#845lemon11
#795line11
#648little paper umbrella37
#417marshmallow37
#510meat stack37
#793metallic A11
#320milky potion37
#330mind flayer corpse37
#433moxie weed37
#329murky potion37
#87mushroom pizza37
#294old coin purse23
#274old leather wallet23
#646original G37
#168oyster basket37
#503papaya23
#134party hat37
#737photoprotoneutron torpedo11
#182pink glowstick11
#767plot hole37
#609probability potion37
#708procrastination potion23
#653radium-flavored potato chips37
#22really sticky spider web37
#277ring of aggravate monster37
#601roasted marshmallow37
#1092roll of toilet paper37
#319royal jelly37
#1119saucepan11
#950skeleton bone11
#452skewer11
#201small box37
#343smoky potion37
#1066soft green echo eyedrop antidote11
#302sonar-in-a-biscuit37
#581spider web37
#1173spooky mushroom11
#707spring11
#728sprocket11
#720star11
#336swirly potion37
#970thin black candle37
#1221tiny house23
#2440toast37
#147tropical orchid23
#1399valuable trinket23
#235vorpal blade37
#58water wings37
#517white chocolate chips11
#567white snake skin11
#598wintergreen-flavored potato chips37

Wow, that's 2,867 items total!

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