| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #767 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #653 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1775 | Valentine | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1019 | giant needle | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1113 | heavy D | 2 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #180 | irradiated candy cane | 19 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #967 | metallic A | 5 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #228 | spooky powder | 4 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1221 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4919 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5749 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |