| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #656 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1019 | giant needle | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #180 | irradiated candy cane | 19 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #969 | metallic A | 5 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #857 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #227 | spooky powder | 4 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |