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RankItemQuantity
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1208Dyspepsi grenade5
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#221Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack13
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#49Jarlsberg's earring21
#591Meleegra™ pills11
#764Mob Penguin cellular phone20
#403Mr. Mediocrebar138
#928Senior Mints3
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#285White Citadel burger6
#89White Citadel fries21
#325Wint-O-Fresh mint41
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1629Yummy Tummy bean71
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#801black plastic oyster egg5
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#204bloody beer105
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#437bow1
#655boxed wine17
#816brine18
#481candied kobold6
#4787candy cane1
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#530chorizo brownies2
#153detective skull1
#928dill27
#1068disturbing fanfic27
#398dope gangsta bling-bling2
#969fancy chocolate3
#1747felt3
#1216ghost cucumber17
#557ghuol egg quiche1
#3305gingerbread bugbear2
#211handful of drink tickets1
#244herbs128
#312ice-cold Willer156
#464ice-cold six-pack15
#134imitation nice watch1
#682irate sombrero1
#362ketchup hound11
#426lavender paisley oyster egg8
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#556lead necklace12
#363lemon117
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#654loose teeth48
#501marzipan skull18
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#152monster bait1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#196papaya137
#147penguin skin buckler1
#2034pet rock2
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#972plot hole11
#113poultrygeist8
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#61salty dog2,006
#623salty slug1
#13secret blend of herbs and spices700
#706tiny house145
#6224tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2623tiny plastic accordion thief2
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3936tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3957tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6179tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6231tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#6096tiny plastic grue2
#4850tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#6169tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6181tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#2608tiny plastic seal clubber2
#6196tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2658tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#771toast996
#411tofu casserole2
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#981vinegar22
#285white chocolate and tomato pizza8
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#109yakskin buckler1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#2046yo-yo2
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 5,281 items total!

what items are this player missing?