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| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #764 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #402 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 138 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #285 | White Citadel burger | 6 |
| #89 | White Citadel fries | 21 |
| #325 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 41 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1628 | Yummy Tummy bean | 71 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #204 | bloody beer | 105 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #654 | boxed wine | 17 |
| #816 | brine | 18 |
| #480 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #1068 | disturbing fanfic | 27 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1216 | ghost cucumber | 17 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #245 | herbs | 128 |
| #312 | ice-cold Willer | 156 |
| #464 | ice-cold six-pack | 15 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #360 | ketchup hound | 11 |
| #426 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | lead necklace | 12 |
| #364 | lemon | 117 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #656 | loose teeth | 48 |
| #500 | marzipan skull | 18 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #433 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #196 | papaya | 137 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #972 | plot hole | 11 |
| #113 | poultrygeist | 8 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #62 | salty dog | 2,006 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #13 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 700 |
| #706 | tiny house | 145 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #771 | toast | 996 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #285 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 8 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |