| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #22 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #19 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| #87 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 53 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 8 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #10 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 18,840 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #12 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 433 |
| #44 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #31 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 9 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #6 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 3 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 24 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #32 | baby rigging snake | 3 |
| #4 | blood-drive sticker | 102 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #142 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #15 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 2 |
| #45 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 2 |
| #22 | cursed monkey glove | 4 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #11 | emergency margarita | 55 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #29 | meat stack | 70,375 |
| #22 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #43 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #42 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #27 | spice melange | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #10 | vintage smart drink | 55 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |