| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #959 | awful poetry journal | 35 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #864 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #615 | cloudy potion | 9 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #766 | dark potion | 4 |
| #948 | disturbing fanfic | 40 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #599 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #795 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #129 | knobby helmet turtle | 3 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #429 | mesh cap | 4 |
| #787 | milky potion | 3 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #764 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #799 | smoky potion | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #735 | swirly potion | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #351 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |