| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #959 | awful poetry journal | 35 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #383 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #614 | cloudy potion | 9 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #764 | dark potion | 4 |
| #948 | disturbing fanfic | 40 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #598 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #793 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #127 | knobby helmet turtle | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #426 | mesh cap | 4 |
| #785 | milky potion | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #798 | smoky potion | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #733 | swirly potion | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #350 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |