| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #874 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #95 | brass stinger | 6 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #185 | chocolate spurs | 4 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #362 | irate sombrero | 5 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #198 | moonglasses | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #97 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 17 |
| #251 | shock collar | 3 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |