| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1334 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #95 | brass stinger | 6 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #185 | chocolate spurs | 4 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #362 | irate sombrero | 5 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #198 | moonglasses | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #97 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 17 |
| #251 | shock collar | 3 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |