| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #46 | Knob pasty | 15 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #24 | S.T.L.T. | 9 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #41 | burnt flower | 790 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #23 | green candygram | 38 |
| #1108 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #729 | leather mask | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #27 | long pork chop sandwiches | 28 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #64 | munchies pill | 15 |
| #23 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1,012 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #13 | slab of sponge | 67 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #47 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 19 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |