| #65 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #350 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 11 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #27 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #13 | CyberRealm keycode | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #21 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 4 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| 🥈 | Island Thunderstorm | 139 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #37 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| #59 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| #18 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #53 | Yummy Tummy bean | 4,129 |
| #8 | ant antidepressant | 19 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #20 | bottle of gin | 6,100 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #42 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #67 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| 🥈 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 21 |
| #57 | distilled fortified wine | 44 |
| 🥈 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 1,519 |
| 🥉 | dream of a dog | 92 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #12 | enchanted toothpick | 403 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #78 | golden gun | 1 |
| #8 | grim fairy tale | 826 |
| #8 | grimstone mask | 512 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #72 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #38 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
| #15 | murderbot shield unit | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #7 | overpowering mushroom wine | 22 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #56 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #9 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #142 | ram horns | 41 |
| #1551 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #6 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 20,479 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #4 | smooth mushroom wine | 74 |
| #6 | spirit blanket | 65 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #254 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 146 |
| #11 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,284 |
| #7 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1,942 |
| #50 | stuffed Meat | 461 |
| #13 | stuffed alien blob | 467 |
| #14 | stuffed angry cow | 2,126 |
| #17 | stuffed astral badger | 1,722 |
| #137 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 209 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #169 | stuffed cocoabo | 176 |
| #7 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1,484 |
| #906 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #108 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 253 |
| #127 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 222 |
| #375 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed hand turkey | 1,991 |
| #540 | stuffed key | 109 |
| #40 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #8 | stuffed martini | 1,324 |
| #14 | stuffed mind flayer | 2,300 |
| #19 | stuffed mink | 1,028 |
| #7 | stuffed monocle | 5,951 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #10 | stuffed scary death orb | 4,061 |
| #132 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 219 |
| #18 | stuffed snowy owl | 1,295 |
| #128 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 236 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #88 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 283 |
| #7 | stuffed teddy butler | 4,237 |
| #41 | stuffed tin of caviar | 534 |
| #524 | stuffed treasure chest | 111 |
| #76 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 333 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #6 | stuffing fluffer | 67 |
| #5 | swirling mushroom wine | 51 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 576 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 151 |
| #14 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 5 |
| #12 | trampled ticket stub | 68 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #63 | urinal cake | 994 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #80 | wet venom duct | 5 |