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RankItemQuantity
#101Breathetasticā„¢ Premium Canned Air19
šŸ„ˆMariner's Friend cough drops8,640
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#680bottle of pirate juice1
#4can of spinach1,200
#36cursed breeches1
#418cursed cannonball1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#24frozen seal spine6
#1716grue egg14
#586grue egg omelette2
#4022handful of confetti3
#5moist sailor's cap72
#681pirate shirt1
#93pirate skull1
#1269sandwich of the gods4
#15shot of grapefruit schnapps1,052
#83spice melange3
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2877tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 11,045 items total!

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