| #101 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 19 |
| 🥈 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 8,640 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #4 | can of spinach | 1,200 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #24 | frozen seal spine | 6 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #5 | moist sailor's cap | 72 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #15 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1,052 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |