| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | Boris's ring | 6,404 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #562 | Imp Ale | 222 |
| #15 | Juju Mojo Mask | 3 |
| #25 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #26 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3064 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #6 | ironic battle spoon | 126 |
| #6 | ironic jogging shorts | 106 |
| #9 | ironic knit cap | 18 |
| #8 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 33 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mole skin notebook | 12 |
| #33 | mysterious chest | 2 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| 🥉 | urinal cake | 136,021 |
| #4 | white snake skin | 13,901 |