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RankItemQuantity
#331-ball426
#601Amulet of Yendor30
#67Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration5
#26Diet Cloaca Cola131
#135Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots100
#84Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire4
#109Marquis de Poivre soda237
#104ancient vinyl coin purse101
#551astral mushroom12
#44awful poetry journal8,224
#1080bag of airline peanuts17
#1525brick11
#1117clown hammer14
#496cymbal syrup7
#1092defective skull8
#59disturbing fanfic6,020
#618encoder ring19
#1100explosion-flavored chewing gum14
#1166facsimile dictionary5
#1061fake fake vomit19
#1228fake hand9
#1645filthy lucre5
#1610flashing novelty button1
#112grinning turtle2
#1027jazz soap18
#1021joybuzzer19
#131kickback cookbook5
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#86mandarina colada with a fly in it4
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#437mood ring13
#40old coin purse839
#33old leather wallet1,063
#318orange-frosted astral cupcake3
#83painted turtle5
#1272pet rock "Groucho" disguise6
#1450pet rock "Snooty" disguise6
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#1058rubber emo roe20
#210set of jacks1
#458six pack of Mountain Stream7
#328sleeping wereturtle2
#103syncopated turtle2
🥇time sleigh1
#2341toast46
#1171whoopie cushion15
#1511wind-up chattering teeth7
#811x-ray specs16
#1257yellow snowcone14

Wow, that's 17,536 items total!

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