| #33 | 1-ball | 426 |
| #602 | Amulet of Yendor | 30 |
| #67 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 5 |
| #26 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 131 |
| #135 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 100 |
| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #103 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 237 |
| #101 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 101 |
| #553 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #43 | awful poetry journal | 8,224 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1524 | brick | 11 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #498 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #59 | disturbing fanfic | 6,020 |
| #620 | encoder ring | 19 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1064 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #1231 | fake hand | 9 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #1028 | jazz soap | 18 |
| #1023 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #130 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 4 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #439 | mood ring | 13 |
| #40 | old coin purse | 839 |
| #33 | old leather wallet | 1,063 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #80 | painted turtle | 5 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1057 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #457 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2334 | toast | 46 |
| #1174 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1510 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #813 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #1262 | yellow snowcone | 14 |