| #33 | 1-ball | 426 |
| #601 | Amulet of Yendor | 30 |
| #67 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 5 |
| #26 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 131 |
| #135 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 100 |
| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #109 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 237 |
| #104 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 101 |
| #551 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #44 | awful poetry journal | 8,224 |
| #1080 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #1117 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #496 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #1092 | defective skull | 8 |
| #59 | disturbing fanfic | 6,020 |
| #618 | encoder ring | 19 |
| #1100 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1061 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #1228 | fake hand | 9 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #1027 | jazz soap | 18 |
| #1021 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #131 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #86 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 4 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #437 | mood ring | 13 |
| #40 | old coin purse | 839 |
| #33 | old leather wallet | 1,063 |
| #318 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #83 | painted turtle | 5 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1058 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #458 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #103 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2341 | toast | 46 |
| #1171 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #811 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #1257 | yellow snowcone | 14 |