| #985 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #663 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #862 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #661 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #317 | Cloaca-Cola | 122 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #481 | Dyspepsi grenade | 27 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #347 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #886 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| #567 | black candy heart | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #860 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1146 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #933 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #831 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #588 | fake hand | 46 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #712 | jazz soap | 38 |
| #1022 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #532 | mood ring | 8 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #991 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #877 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 28 |
| #315 | pink pony | 6 |
| #693 | rubber emo roe | 43 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7760 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |