| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #60 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 24 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 48 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Brooch | 3 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #27 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1,206 |
| 🥇 | Buttery Knob | 401 |
| 🥇 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 3,807 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #12 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1,143 |
| 🥇 | Flaming Knob | 322 |
| #236 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| 🥉 | Kiss the Knob apron | 67 |
| #33 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 32 |
| #75 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 30 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 642 |
| #4 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 680 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2,737 |
| #5 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4,168 |
| #4 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2,946 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 18,129 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1,249 |
| #15 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1,628 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 12,177 |
| #7 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 870 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1,077 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin love potion | 10,869 |
| #18 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 215 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1,598 |
| #21 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 334 |
| #5 | Knob Goblin pants | 9,353 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin perfume | 4,241 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 272 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1,433 |
| #81 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 411 |
| #5 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1,353 |
| #21 | Knob Goblin spatula | 6,266 |
| #57 | Knob Goblin steroids | 377 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 13,031 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2,131 |
| #24 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,328 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin visor | 18,275 |
| 🥈 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 459 |
| 🥉 | Knob jelly donut | 1,145 |
| 🥉 | Knob lo mein | 564 |
| #6 | Knob mushroom | 9,739 |
| 🥈 | Knob nuts | 3,984 |
| 🥇 | Knob pasty | 1,916 |
| 🥉 | Knob sausage | 25,752 |
| 🥇 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 2,643 |
| 🥈 | Knob shroomkabob | 1,091 |
| 🥇 | Knob stir-fry | 2,920 |
| 🥉 | Knob stroganoff | 1,099 |
| #4 | Knob stuffed shells | 1,160 |
| #6 | Pain Dip | 983 |
| 🥇 | Slippery Knob | 154 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #20 | Trainbot luggage hook | 5 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #15 | Trainbot radar monocle | 7 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #60 | Trainbot slag | 117 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #7 | badass pie | 181 |
| #21 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2,191 |
| #4 | barskin tent | 452 |
| #1235 | box of sunshine | 169 |
| #17 | burnt flower | 2,131 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #30 | cinnamon machine oil | 566 |
| 🥉 | cottage | 1,348 |
| #17 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 33 |
| #16 | crystal Crimbo platter | 39 |
| #46 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 5 |
| 🥈 | dead lights pie | 285 |
| #42 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 290 |
| 🥇 | fistful of ashes | 704 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #5 | grouchy restless spirit | 94,098 |
| 🥈 | harem girl t-shirt | 746 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | honey-drenched ham slice | 291 |
| 🥈 | igloo pie | 427 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #6 | irradiated pet snacks | 175 |
| 🥇 | knob bugle | 12,567 |
| 🥇 | knob ka-bobs | 24,170 |
| 🥇 | knob mushroom wine | 637 |
| #5 | knobby helmet turtle | 422 |
| #6 | knobby kneepads | 40 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| 🥈 | liver and let pie | 3,363 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| 🥇 | microwave stogie | 1,713 |
| #43 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 184 |
| 🥉 | organ grinder | 4 |
| 🥉 | oven mitts | 3,647 |
| 🥈 | overloaded Yule battery | 16 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #10 | ping-pong ball | 3,426 |
| #32 | ping-pong paddle | 3 |
| 🥉 | piping organ pie | 260 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sack of doorknobs | 1,021 |
| #229 | scented massage oil | 7 |
| 🥇 | shoo-fish pie | 551 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #5 | stomach turnover | 220 |
| #6 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 770 |
| 🥇 | throbbing organ pie | 412 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1,052 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1,894 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 220 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 506 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |