| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |