| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #311 | CSA fire-starting kit | 15 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #927 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #5 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 133 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #270 | empty agua de vida bottle | 783 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #67 | giant motorcycle boots | 6 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #17 | memory of a CA base pair | 6 |
| #29 | memory of a CT base pair | 3 |
| #36 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #151 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #29 | memory of an AG base pair | 4 |
| #70 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
| #649 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| #1037 | old sweatpants | 39 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | plush alielf | 300 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed cocoabo | 24,075 |
| 🥈 | stuffed martini | 7,433 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #234 | turtle pheromones | 17 |
| #239 | useless powder | 701 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #237 | worn tophat | 7 |
| #283 | wumpus hair | 5 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |