| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1187 | fudgecule | 20 |
| #137 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #133 | stale cheer wine | 6 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic orphan | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #27 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |