| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #205 | ancient frozen dinner | 11 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #182 | bottle of popskull | 13 |
| #973 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #728 | chef's hat | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #254 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 9 |
| #496 | pasta spoon | 44 |
| #522 | ravioli hat | 38 |
| #801 | saucepan | 32 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #261 | stale baguette | 6 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |