| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #13 | Hell ramen | 1,000 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #35 | petrified time | 8 |
| 🥇 | phonics down | 100,000 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #6 | tiny house | 100,000 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |