| #19 | Amulet of Yendor | 818 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #733 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #7 | Jack-in-the-box | 253 |
| #7 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5,673 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16,338 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5,149 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7,027 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3,158 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12,524 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 18,561 |
| 🥈 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 984 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8,817 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 19,722 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10,655 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 14,509 |
| #13 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Red Rover BB gun | 561 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| 🥇 | That 70s Cologne | 71 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 7,776 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 9,056 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 8,369 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | airplane tattoo | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #6 | bag of airline peanuts | 2,813 |
| #4 | bejeweled cufflinks | 402 |
| 🥈 | black candy heart | 24,595 |
| #15 | black-and-blue light | 2,838 |
| #5 | blue plasma ball | 7,720 |
| #973 | brick | 32 |
| #7 | cheap studded belt | 5,624 |
| #6 | clown hammer | 3,320 |
| #200 | club necklace | 26 |
| #5 | cymbal syrup | 1,614 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #4 | defective skull | 3,850 |
| #6 | designer handbag | 157 |
| #564 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| 🥈 | encoder ring | 4,794 |
| #5 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6,080 |
| #11 | fake fake vomit | 1,993 |
| #15 | fake hand | 1,094 |
| 🥈 | fancy opera glasses | 629 |
| #4 | flavored foot massage oil | 8,445 |
| #9 | foam dart | 3,025 |
| 🥉 | garish pinky ring | 629 |
| 🥉 | giant designer sunglasses | 656 |
| #5 | gift-a-pult | 44 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #258 | heart necklace | 23 |
| #418 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #1717 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #9 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1,691 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | mood ring | 2,907 |
| #13 | personal massager | 2,171 |
| #72 | personalized birthday cake | 25 |
| #9 | personalized coffee mug | 3,987 |
| #5 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3,854 |
| #7 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1,631 |
| #20 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 132 |
| #18 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 150 |
| #16 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 166 |
| #442 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #5 | rubber emo roe | 3,782 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #5 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 6,024 |
| #2778 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #48 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 420 |
| #23 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 768 |
| #13 | stuffed Meat | 1,694 |
| #26 | stuffed angry cow | 873 |
| #34 | stuffed astral badger | 661 |
| #42 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 666 |
| #40 | stuffed cocoabo | 561 |
| #17 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 616 |
| #38 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 629 |
| #38 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 664 |
| #23 | stuffed hand turkey | 899 |
| #2522 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #15 | stuffed martini | 582 |
| #16 | stuffed mind flayer | 1,519 |
| #52 | stuffed mink | 462 |
| #7 | stuffed monocle | 3,688 |
| #10 | stuffed scary death orb | 3,016 |
| #39 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 657 |
| #56 | stuffed snowy owl | 458 |
| #35 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 652 |
| #32 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 593 |
| #12 | stuffed teddy butler | 1,921 |
| #2384 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2402 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7821 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #67 | urinal cake | 690 |
| #1609 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #7 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1,842 |
| #7 | x-ray specs | 2,848 |
| #1040 | yellow snowcone | 24 |