| #22 | Amulet of Yendor | 665 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #342 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 16 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #4 | Jack-in-the-box | 580 |
| #400 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 100 |
| #17 | Mae West with a fly in it | 23 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Bropane | 15,456 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4,863 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6,660 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2,986 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11,873 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 17,636 |
| 🥈 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 946 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8,316 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 18,683 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10,092 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13,822 |
| #13 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Red Rover BB gun | 444 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| 🥇 | That 70s Cologne | 71 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 7,433 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 8,708 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 7,971 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 3 |
| 🥉 | airplane tattoo | 3 |
| #102 | anniversary balloon | 12 |
| #26 | bag of airline peanuts | 709 |
| #7 | bejeweled cufflinks | 200 |
| 🥈 | black candy heart | 16,770 |
| #288 | black-and-blue light | 200 |
| #13 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 19 |
| #25 | blue plasma ball | 2,127 |
| #833 | brick | 40 |
| #182 | cheap studded belt | 318 |
| #15 | clown hammer | 927 |
| #15 | club necklace | 169 |
| #21 | cymbal syrup | 537 |
| #308 | daisy | 10 |
| #33 | defective skull | 513 |
| #16 | diamond necklace | 162 |
| #22 | encoder ring | 650 |
| #14 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,654 |
| #28 | fake fake vomit | 807 |
| #87 | fake hand | 263 |
| 🥈 | fancy opera glasses | 482 |
| #8 | flavored foot massage oil | 3,198 |
| #175 | foam dart | 318 |
| #4 | garish pinky ring | 507 |
| 🥉 | giant designer sunglasses | 504 |
| #5 | gift-a-pult | 46 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #46 | jazz soap | 430 |
| #22 | joybuzzer | 698 |
| #19 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 785 |
| #31 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 12 |
| 🥉 | mood ring | 3,328 |
| 🥇 | peanut brittle shield | 4,810 |
| #239 | personal massager | 121 |
| #72 | personalized birthday cake | 25 |
| #101 | personalized coffee mug | 680 |
| #34 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 523 |
| #42 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 423 |
| #22 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 18 |
| 🥈 | red-and-green sweater | 419 |
| #63 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 57 |
| #68 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 57 |
| #53 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 66 |
| #729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #38 | rubber emo roe | 573 |
| #24 | spade necklace | 140 |
| #186 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 315 |
| #450 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 97 |
| #418 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 92 |
| #12 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1,045 |
| #43 | stuffed Meat | 538 |
| #102 | stuffed angry cow | 265 |
| #106 | stuffed astral badger | 260 |
| #100 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 284 |
| #476 | stuffed cocoabo | 85 |
| #24 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 333 |
| #94 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 286 |
| #105 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 274 |
| #110 | stuffed hand turkey | 236 |
| #1143 | stuffed key | 35 |
| #9 | stuffed martini | 1,259 |
| #35 | stuffed mind flayer | 656 |
| #15 | stuffed mink | 1,300 |
| #11 | stuffed monocle | 1,541 |
| #15 | stuffed scary death orb | 2,124 |
| #94 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 293 |
| #97 | stuffed snowy owl | 264 |
| #102 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 285 |
| #106 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 241 |
| #35 | stuffed teddy butler | 516 |
| #84 | stuffed tin of caviar | 305 |
| #1014 | stuffed treasure chest | 45 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #17 | tangarita with a fly in it | 18 |
| #64 | urinal cake | 747 |
| #154 | whoopie cushion | 175 |
| #23 | wind-up chattering teeth | 764 |
| #23 | x-ray specs | 680 |
| #192 | yellow snowcone | 155 |