| #726 | Amulet of Yendor | 21 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #14 | Jack-in-the-box | 170 |
| #6 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6,756 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16,510 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5,213 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7,119 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3,201 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12,650 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 18,764 |
| 🥈 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1,004 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8,908 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 19,930 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10,768 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 14,677 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Red Rover BB gun | 591 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| 🥇 | That 70s Cologne | 71 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 9,784 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 11,045 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 10,429 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | airplane tattoo | 4 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #4 | bag of airline peanuts | 4,771 |
| #4 | bejeweled cufflinks | 454 |
| 🥈 | black candy heart | 31,171 |
| #7 | black-and-blue light | 3,956 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | blue plasma ball | 8,720 |
| #1188 | brick | 21 |
| #7 | cheap studded belt | 6,681 |
| #4 | clown hammer | 5,063 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #4 | cymbal syrup | 3,929 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #4 | defective skull | 5,596 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | encoder ring | 6,676 |
| #5 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8,164 |
| #7 | fake fake vomit | 4,148 |
| #309 | fake hand | 88 |
| 🥈 | fancy opera glasses | 667 |
| #4 | flavored foot massage oil | 9,526 |
| #417 | foam dart | 85 |
| 🥉 | garish pinky ring | 669 |
| 🥉 | giant designer sunglasses | 705 |
| #5 | gift-a-pult | 44 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #7 | jazz soap | 1,771 |
| #8 | joybuzzer | 1,291 |
| #7 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3,082 |
| #46 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 125 |
| #47 | magical pony: Uniquity | 128 |
| #4 | mood ring | 4,548 |
| #8 | personal massager | 2,888 |
| #72 | personalized birthday cake | 25 |
| #9 | personalized coffee mug | 4,683 |
| #4 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5,760 |
| #6 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3,456 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #4 | rubber emo roe | 5,851 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #5 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 7,032 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #14 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,095 |
| #7 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1,732 |
| #8 | stuffed Meat | 3,747 |
| #15 | stuffed angry cow | 1,904 |
| #18 | stuffed astral badger | 1,503 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #21 | stuffed cocoabo | 1,206 |
| #7 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1,302 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #13 | stuffed hand turkey | 1,786 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #9 | stuffed martini | 1,184 |
| #14 | stuffed mind flayer | 2,111 |
| #26 | stuffed mink | 756 |
| #7 | stuffed monocle | 5,415 |
| #10 | stuffed scary death orb | 3,862 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #18 | stuffed snowy owl | 1,094 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #9 | stuffed teddy butler | 3,770 |
| #1090 | stuffed tin of caviar | 41 |
| #2112 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #2466 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #64 | urinal cake | 771 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #4 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3,884 |
| #4 | x-ray specs | 4,706 |
| #88 | yellow snowcone | 295 |