| #165 | Amulet of Yendor | 142 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #207 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #8 | Jack-in-the-box | 240 |
| #6 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 7,771 |
| #92 | Mae West with a fly in it | 4 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16,714 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5,288 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7,202 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3,254 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12,797 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 18,972 |
| 🥈 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1,033 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9,017 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 20,212 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10,922 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 14,864 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Red Rover BB gun | 628 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| 🥇 | That 70s Cologne | 71 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 10,035 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 11,300 |
| 🥇 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 10,692 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | airplane tattoo | 4 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #25 | bag of airline peanuts | 827 |
| #4 | bejeweled cufflinks | 502 |
| 🥈 | black candy heart | 35,885 |
| #7 | black-and-blue light | 4,983 |
| #78 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #119 | blue plasma ball | 529 |
| #935 | brick | 34 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | cheap studded belt | 7,886 |
| #23 | clown hammer | 780 |
| #89 | club necklace | 44 |
| #18 | cymbal syrup | 729 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #22 | defective skull | 751 |
| #90 | diamond necklace | 44 |
| #23 | encoder ring | 686 |
| #25 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 966 |
| #61 | fake fake vomit | 399 |
| #1466 | fake hand | 4 |
| 🥈 | fancy opera glasses | 738 |
| #4 | flavored foot massage oil | 9,747 |
| #48 | foam dart | 1,058 |
| 🥉 | garish pinky ring | 720 |
| 🥉 | giant designer sunglasses | 758 |
| #5 | gift-a-pult | 43 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #69 | heart necklace | 56 |
| #53 | jazz soap | 395 |
| #63 | joybuzzer | 336 |
| #53 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 358 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #17 | mood ring | 769 |
| #254 | personal massager | 105 |
| #72 | personalized birthday cake | 25 |
| #7 | personalized coffee mug | 5,808 |
| #24 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 677 |
| #82 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 254 |
| #57 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 7 |
| #65 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 56 |
| #98 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 45 |
| #50 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 69 |
| #134 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 33 |
| #79 | rubber emo roe | 303 |
| #74 | spade necklace | 52 |
| #5 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 8,191 |
| #453 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 99 |
| #679 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 66 |
| #735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 62 |
| #531 | stuffed Meat | 89 |
| #740 | stuffed angry cow | 62 |
| #835 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #870 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 57 |
| #632 | stuffed cocoabo | 69 |
| #238 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 33 |
| #1075 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 47 |
| #841 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 58 |
| #976 | stuffed hand turkey | 51 |
| #1509 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #302 | stuffed martini | 32 |
| #1048 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #675 | stuffed mink | 69 |
| #344 | stuffed monocle | 126 |
| #845 | stuffed scary death orb | 59 |
| #810 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 59 |
| #1431 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #829 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #604 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 74 |
| #469 | stuffed teddy butler | 100 |
| #472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 98 |
| #1331 | stuffed treasure chest | 26 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #81 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
| #170 | urinal cake | 63 |
| #1460 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #80 | wind-up chattering teeth | 296 |
| #21 | x-ray specs | 795 |
| #217 | yellow snowcone | 141 |